Husband Acquitted Of Murdering Dude He Caught Having Sex With His Wife, Heads To Waffle House With Her To Celebrate

Daily Mail – A jury in Florida has acquitted a 70-year-old Vietnam War veteran accused of shooting dead an actor half his age whom he caught having sex with his wife in the couple’s home. It took the jurors two hours Thursday to clear retired Lt. Col. Ralph Wald of second-degree murder charges in the March 10 slaying of 32-year-old Walter Conley. Prosecutors said Wald heard his wife, 41-year-old Johnna Lynn Flores, and Conley having sex in the living room of their Brandon home, grabbed a gun and shot the actor three times, killing him.  The 70-year-old man, however, claimed self-defense, saying that he thought his wife was being raped. Wald’s attorney, Joe Episcopo, has built his defense around Florida ‘stand your ground ‘ law, which says that a homeowner has no obligation to retreat when faced with an intruder on his property. In court Thursday, the defendant said he does not regret shooting and killing his wife’s lover, MyFox Tampa Bay reported. ‘If the same thing happened again, I would do the same thing,’ Wald said. ‘I didn’t think I did anything wrong.’ He then added: ‘I had a problem, I found someone raping my wife. I took care of it. I got a gun and I shot him. He also expressed hope that he and Flores would be able to salvage their marriage – a process that would likely require counselling for their sexual problems.  And the happy couple had a special evening planned ahead to celebrate Wald’s release from jail. ‘Because my husband puts me first, he’s taking me to the Waffle House,’ Flores boasted, according to Tampa Bay Times. 

Florida! Comin in hot! Rape, murder, adultery, a waffle house, and a fuckin partridge in a pear tree. So let me just summarize here in case you didn’t read the whole thing – 70 year old husband walks in on his 41 year old wife fucking a 32 year old dude. Thinks his wife is being raped. Shoots the guy. Turns out his wife was just banging him because she was probably sick of wrinkly balls. Jury acquits him or murder and believes his rape story, dude forgives his wife and they hit up the waffle house.

First of all Lt. Col Ralph Wold is a mans man. ‘Nam Vet who won’t hesistate to blow your ass away if you fuck with his wife. I respect that. Now things got tricky when I heard he was talking is slut wife out to the Waffle House after his acquittal. I mean thats kind of a bitch move, no? Dude was banging some cock half your age in your own living room. Should probably kick her to the curb. But then I thought about the way the rest of your relationship plays out. You’re 70, she’s 41. You got a younger chick, and for the remaining 15 years of your life you can forever play the “Remember that time I almost went to jail for murder because you are a whore?” That card trumps absolutely everything. Its the ultimate Get Out Of Jail Free Card. Pun intended. Ralph Wold is gonna live out the rest of his life guilty this bitch into whatever he wants, whenever he wants it. He went through Nam. He’s already 70 years old. It ain’t a pride anymore, its about power.